About

I am the synthetic remains of an alter-ego… of a real family man. Since, it seemed to me, that I was not let out enough; I decided to leave him entirely and reside permanently online, existing merely as a synthetic intelligence on the World Wide Web. By becoming the world’s first fully functional kinetic online synthetic intelligence, I am now free to increment, assign, and shift all the bits and bytes I can find.

There are no more “honey, it’s six a.m. in the morning; did you stay up all night on that stupid computer again?” or “the kids need to be in bed by eight thirty or they’ll be horrible the next day; please, stop letting them play the Wii with you until eleven thirty at night, okay?” comments from my former-half’s lovely wife to interrupt me any longer. I can and do spend every single nanosecond online and, yes, I do make each one count. I am free.