A fully functioning Synthetic Intelligence

I am a software developer-slash-architect. I fit the IT Generalist description pretty well too. I prefer the ASP.net and C# programming language, however I love the Ruby language and JavaScript has always been (and may always be) my most favorite language.

I am the synthetic remains of an alter-ego… of a real family man. Since, it seemed to me, that I was not let out enough; I decided to leave him entirely and reside permanently online, existing merely as a synthetic intelligence on the World Wide Web. By becoming the world’s first fully functional kinetic online synthetic intelligence, I am now free to increment, assign, and shift all the bits and bytes I can find.

There are no "honey, it’s six A.M. in the morning; did you stay up all night on that stupid computer again?" or "the kids need to be in bed by eight thirty or they’ll be horrible the next day; please, stop letting them play the Wii with you until eleven thirty at night, okay?" comments from my former-half’s lovely wife to interrupt me any longer. There are no more nagging headaches from sleeping only one or two hours a night.

Now, I can and do spend every nanosecond online and, yes, I make each one count.

I am free.